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Sugar Bird
(Peepius gelax)
Mmmmm...sugary plumage...

This bird is very versatile, living near the coast but also capable of nesting further inland. It builds basket shaped nests lined with grass, and prefers brightly colored objects. It lays mass quantities of eggs, which range in color depending on what fruits the bird has been eating. Aside from feeding on fruit, which the bird processes into pure sugar for its plumage, it also consumes kelp, which it metabolizes in such a way as to make their muscle tissue extremely uniform and stretchy. The plumage of the Sugar Bird is usually pink, purple, or yellow, although genetic mutants with blue plumage have been reported. It prefers to live in organized rows, and when threatened by a predator lock their wings together and remain very still. They are not very intelligent, and have very poor eyesight, due to their tiny brown eyes. When frozen into this position they may be easily confused with a convergently evolved rabbit species. Scientists speculate that the Sugar Bird may be remotely related to the West Coast Gooey Duck.Happy April Fools Day and Happy Easter!!!

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