WE ARE NOT A PROGRAM HOUSE. WE ARE A REVOLUTION.

WE ARE TECHNOCRACY HOUSE. WE BELIEVE IN USING TECHNOLOGY TO UNDERMINE AND DESTROY THE RULING POWERS OF THE CAPITALIST UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS BOURGEOUISIE. WE ARE ANGRY, ANGRY PEOPLE. FAR TOO ANGRY TO USE LOWERCASE LETTERS.

WE DO NOT NEED A MANIFESTO. WE ARE OUR MANIFESTO. WE ARE OUR REVOLUTION. WE ARE THE LIVING GLORIOUS HAMMER OF THE WORKER WHICH WILL DESTROY THE CAPITALIST HEGEMONY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER, JUST BY SITTING HERE AND BREATHING HARD.

IN TECHNOCRACY HOUSE WE HAVE NO MEMBERS. WE HAVE AN EGALITARIAN BROTHERHOOD OF ENLIGHTENED WORKERS. MANY OF US ARE NOT EMPLOYED. THAT DOESN'T MATTER. WE ARE SO ENLIGHTENED WE ARE WORKERS WITHOUT EVEN WORKING. WE DO NOT HAVE AN EGALITARIAN SISTERHOOD BECAUSE THAT MAKES US SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF NAMBY PAMBY WUSSY WUSSES WHO ARE STUPID GIRLY GIRLS.

COMMUNISM ONLY FAILED TO ESTABLISH A CLASSLESS SOCIETY BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID. TECHNOCRACY HAS OVERCOME THIS MINOR FLAW. TECHNOCRACY WILL LEAD US TO A GLORIOUS AGE IN WHICH ALL CLASS DIVISIONS WILL BE MADE EQUAL AFTER ALL HUMANS ARE SUBJUGATED BY MONSTROUS ROBOTS. IN TECHNOCRACY HOUSE WE HAVE VOWED TO BUILD AND MAINTAIN THOSE ROBOTS. SO FAR WE HAVE BUILT A LARGISH METAL TOE. THESE ARE VERY BIG ROBOTS.

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED. IT WILL BE RELEASED ON A SPECIAL EDITION DVD WITH DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY AND PRODUCTION NOTES. WE WILL READ THOSE PRODUCTION NOTES. THIS IS THE FUTURE.

This bunny does NOT dance for Technocracy House. This bunny dances for Technocracy. This bunny will not dance for anything so meaningless as an "individual" or a "group of individuals" or "Technocracy." Oh, wait.
 
 


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