We are terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but our CFO is an incompetent fool. To that extent, we have no financial records. Do not tell the IRS. They would not be happy. Nor the stock holders. They would not be happy, but if they had read the FAQ, they should have known better in the first place.

Mr. Parker is seen here giving a speech on his home town in Cape Cod. The board was at a loss as to how this related to the recent slump in interest in beets. Apparently, so was he.